- gelding: oh hey yeah you can tighten my girth sure thing
- mare: WHAT THE F. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING GET AWAY FROM ME
- gelding: sure i'll move more forward, that's a good idea
- mare: *buck* I'm sorry, faster? HELLS YEAH BITCH *buck*
- gelding: oh you have a carrot? oh that looks awesome could i perhaps have one? i'm cute
- mare: give me the motherfucking carrot okay
- gelding: aw hey i'm gonna follow you because i kind of like you
- mare: ha ha have fun catching me bitch
- gelding: yes please, bring that mare right by me, we'll be good friends
- mare: GET THAT FUCKING BITCH OUT OF HERE GTFO GO AWAY I'LL KILL YOU
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